as dictator of oppositelock

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada) 05/09/2016 at 12:47 • Filed to: None

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i will annex the following states, minnesota, alaska, north dakota, wisconsin, northern illinois, maine, new hampshire, vermont, washington state, oregon, and hawaii. you are all now canadian.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 12:51

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You’re just desperate for any warmth you can get. And if you think we’re giving you our Vermont maple syrup, you’re fucking wrong!

450X_FTW > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 12:51

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Michigan resident here, I’d welcome it, but I was asked to “leave Canada and not come back” on my 19th birthday for causing a bit of a fracas. My bad Windsor.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > 450X_FTW 05/09/2016 at 12:52

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Lol, fracus.

not for canada - australian in disguise > 450X_FTW 05/09/2016 at 12:52

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Bah, Southern Ontario isn’t Canada anyways.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/09/2016 at 12:52

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We don’t need that watered down crap. We’ve got Québec for all our syrup needs.

Chariotoflove > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 12:52

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You just want Vermont because you’re jealous its maple syrup is better than yours. But I’m okay with it as long as you promise to nationalize Ben and Jerry’s.

Milky > 450X_FTW 05/09/2016 at 12:52

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My friends in Windsor hate 19 year old Michigan kids. I’ll tell them you said “my bad”.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 05/09/2016 at 12:53

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Don’t tell them they’re part of Canada.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Chariotoflove 05/09/2016 at 12:53

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Ben and Jerry’s is a basic human right and it should be paid for in full by the government, so lower income families do not have to go bankrupt when they want delicious ice cream.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 12:55

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I am in Vermont and I am OK with this.

Chariotoflove > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 12:55

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Spent time in Windsor. Can confirm.

Blondude > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 12:55

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Sweet! I always liked Canada, now I don’t even have to move!

Party-vi > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 12:56

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You’re about one more post away from having me drive up there and dump barrels of maple syrup into Victoria Harbour while wearing a Donald Trump hat.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 12:56

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That's okay, Vermont’s been trying to secede for a while now anyways. You can have them.

Scary__goongala! > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 12:56

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Chariotoflove > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 12:57

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Socialism that’s finally good for something. That should be your campaign slogan.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Scary__goongala! 05/09/2016 at 12:57

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i can’t hear you over all this canada

TheHondaBro > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 12:58

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Um, no.

leicester > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 12:58

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Sounds good. I’m in. Saves time getting to Squamish/Whistler.

But will we have to buy gasoline in those weird measurement units - hogsheads, pecks, whatever it is you folks use?....

not for canada - australian in disguise > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 12:59

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you’re getting deported as soon as i annex washington anyways no need to worry

Takuro Spirit > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 12:59

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YOU KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY BEER, EH?

thebigbossyboss > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 12:59

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Also Upstate new York as defined as anything north of Syracuse.

Azrek > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 12:59

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So you want us for our Beer, cheese and hockey teams? Hopefully Canadia can eventually win an NHL trophy again?

not for canada - australian in disguise > thebigbossyboss 05/09/2016 at 13:00

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i support this motion.

Chariotoflove > Party-vi 05/09/2016 at 13:00

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Nooooo! That stuff is expensive . Use corn syrup.

WiscoProud > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:01

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Honestly, as a Wisconsinite, many of us already sound Canadian. I support it as long as the poutine keeps flowing

TheHondaBro > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:01

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/um-no-17755487…

thebigbossyboss > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:01

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Me too. I also want to live in boldt castle.

Scary__goongala! > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:02

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For Sweden > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:02

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We wish that fate upon no one.

Scary__goongala! > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:03

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What does that sound like? The mounties apologizing to me?

vondon302 > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:04

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Ha no michigan. We can continue to run amuck.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Scary__goongala! 05/09/2016 at 13:05

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Yes. And their police car is an Asuna Sunfire, and the radio is playing The Tragically Hip.

Seat Safety Switch > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:05

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I was already Canadian. What do we actually get out of this deal other than more citizens who can’t drive in snow?

not for canada - australian in disguise > Seat Safety Switch 05/09/2016 at 13:06

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You get a free house in Northern Nunavut.

Congratulation!

Scary__goongala! > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:06

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Well you can enjoy listening to that in the Castle Grayskull dungeon.

Jdrentarol > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:07

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What about Kansas?

Eh?

Seat Safety Switch > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:07

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How big is the garage though? I got a lot of hoopties that need their heads covered.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Seat Safety Switch 05/09/2016 at 13:08

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yamahog > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:09

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I can understand why you wouldn’t want Michigan, but please reconsider the pleasant peninsulas.

Seat Safety Switch > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:10

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Just tell me who you want me to kill.

not for canada - australian in disguise > yamahog 05/09/2016 at 13:10

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i will consider annexing northern michigan just because it doesn’t make sense having 2 sault ste. maries

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > Milky 05/09/2016 at 13:11

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And they should, we were obnoxious.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Party-vi 05/09/2016 at 13:11

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Will that be called the Victoria Syrup Party?

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:14

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Take Memphis please. I don’t care if it’s in Tennessee. We don’t want it.

Party-vi > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 05/09/2016 at 13:14

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Yes. And don’t call me Shirley.

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:14

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GOOD. Now we can finally get rid of Chicago!

Signed,

Everyone outside of Cook and Lake Counties

not for canada - australian in disguise > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford 05/09/2016 at 13:15

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Chicago will be burnt down and instead of it we will have a New Toronto be built in it’s place.

Birddog > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:22

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So.. Basically Chicago III?

Birddog > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford 05/09/2016 at 13:23

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Honestly, that’s no joke!

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/09/2016 at 13:27

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They’re not. It’s a Vassal state.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Birddog 05/09/2016 at 13:28

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Maybe.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Takuro Spirit 05/09/2016 at 13:29

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We don’t want it. Labatt’s started making canned water anyway.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:29

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Who would fight for a flag like that?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Party-vi 05/09/2016 at 13:31

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MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:34

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Plus the UP really is more Wisconsin than it is Michigan

JustAnotherG6 > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:35

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So you are taking MN for the music, businesses and breweries. As long as we can start buying booze on Sundays, I’m also okay with this.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:35

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I have a better idea, burn it down, salt the land, and close the Illinois river

shop-teacher > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:35

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Northern Illinois here ... I’m OK with this.

I always considered Wisconsin, Minnesota, and the Michigan UP as “Canada-light” anyways.

shop-teacher > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:36

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You should take the UP, it’s lovely. I’ve never seen such a lack of potholes, either. It was fabulous!

OPPOsaurus WRX > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:42

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massachusetts would like to join as well

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:44

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Oh yes.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 13:44

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I’m still free

not for canada - australian in disguise > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/09/2016 at 13:46

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i know i don’t want you

tromoly > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 14:31

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Good job bringing Chicago into the mix, where its annual budget deficit is equal to all of Canada’s GDP. By bringing in that single city you’ve single-handedly screwed Canada.

not for canada - australian in disguise > tromoly 05/09/2016 at 14:32

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oh well.

wiffleballtony > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 15:24

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You can keep them.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 15:25

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Do you want Puerto Rico while you’re at it?

JRapp: now as good as new again > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 19:22

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I for one welcome our new maple syrup drinking overlords. (From Oregon)

The Compromiser > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 20:19

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Can we get Puerto Rico too?